Tuesday, June 28, 2011

5 Things Guys Want From a Woman

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1. Truth

2. Devotion

3. Fun

4. Sex

5. Silence

OK, so that’s obvious, how about these ten!

1. Stop twirling your f-ing hair!

2. Stop whining about your boss/ex/father/WHATEVER! Just stop the f-ing whining!

3. A good haircut. Ya know, not the ones I have to look at and totally lie. Like when you go down to the local parlor and get The Aniston, because, well, every other f-ing woman in America got one too! It ain’t sexy! Well, maybe on Jennifer Aniston it is! (After she’s caught the clap from Vince Vaughn.)

4. Be original.

5. I’d say “bring your best friend home with you so I can bang her and you can watch,” but that ain’t too original, so gonna go with “teeth.” All four of them, please.

6. Guys Night out every night of the week. Don’t worry, we’ll “hook back up with you” around midnight, with just enough time left to let you give us a killer BJ and flip on Sportscenter. Don’t forget the Big Gulp.

7. Two breasts and a vagina — so there!

8. Buy us something just once? Yeah, we may make way more cash than you. Way. But that doesn’t mean we wouldn’t appreciate the fine gesture of you buying something for us. Ya know, like a loaf of French bread, or an incense holder, or: I dunno! You’re the romantic, creative species, YOU FIGURE IT OUT!

9. Time. Time to think of WTF I am doing with you, and HTF I can get out of the relationship, preferably with only one text message: Leaving u! u never swallowed.*

10. A break. We’re not always this blatantly sexist. You should catch us on a bad day!

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* “Yes, ladies, this is a bad dad. And I’m a bad man. And, yes, it really does come down to this.”

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Morning Head

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Lying in bed this morning watching USA hoops team, game finally put out of reach by Kevin Durant (the rest of you guys suck!), and I get this from my overnight playmate: “I’m going to give you morning head.”

Well, how do you respond to that?

“Um, ok.” “Sure.” “If you must.”

Could there be a better way to start a Saturday morning? Before moving on to the awesome sports day yet to come: total convergence! Baseball, Basketball, Football, Tennis. Are you f-ing kidding me? Every day should be like today. Sports and bj’s, can’t beat ‘em.

- Guy “Back in the Saddle” Rapport.

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Monday, June 27, 2011

How to Get Laid: Lesson 1

Guys,

We all need to get laid, it’s in our nature. So here’s the first installment in a continuing series of advice, stories and anecdotes that will help you grow your game.

Lesson 1:

You need to learn how to, first,  finesse a woman with your ways of the world, and, second, set about your plans to conquer her in the bedroom. And, while we’ll never truly be able to stop plotting and fantasizing about the Big Bonedown, this order shouldn’t be reversed.

Your focus, early on in the game (18-30) should be to: develop your ways of the world. Take time for this crucial aspect in shaping the overall you, and you’ll easily lap your male opponents in the long run. In fact, you’ll have so much p*ssy at your door that you’ll be inviting your neighbors over for “sloppy seconds,” and thirds. Fourths, anyone?

What the hell are “ways of the world”? Pretty much everything that is going to give you dimension and versatility and make you an MVP in, not only the game of p*ssy, but, the game of life (which, you’ll find, when you get a little older, is a far bigger stage).

Your game should consist of:

Knowledge - About more than her bra size, and how to accumulate more fake friends on Twitter. Learn things, man!Physicality - Get it in f*cking shape. Stop waiting until tomorrow. Stop eating like sh*t. If you look good, you’re going to feel good, and so will she, about you. Here’s our article about how to trim weight fast.Culture - You gotta go deeper than American Idol and the Spike Channel. Talking indie films and music, history of Midget Art in the 20th Century, this kind of thing. No! Not Midget Art (though there’s nothing wrong with it!), but culture, man, get out and read some cool publications and get turned on to it! Nerdy, smart chicks are the BEST in bed.Talent - What do you do? No. What do you do? Do you do anything besides what it is that you do? If you don’t, you need to start doing. Take the sailing class, learn the extra language, climb the highest peak, live for something other than her…well, you know, p*ssy.

BTW, I highly recommend you learn how to play an instrument, guitar  would be a good start.  It’s worked well for me! It’s the “sensitivity” thing that they really go in for. And, yeah, “sensitivity” works well to get laid, but it only goes so far. You’ll still need to learn HOW to f*ck the sh*t out of them after you’ve made them cry.

Upcoming: How to Get Laid: Lesson 2 “What She Really Wants in Bed.” Hint: It’s not a pet monkey and some Cheetos.

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Pussy: “Um, you sure you want to put that Cheeto up my bum?”

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Most Girls Are Seriously Insecure: Part Two


eva weisberg1Eva Weisberg. Sexy, intelligent, Eastern European author and dating coach. She’s the rare kind of girl that can observe and elegantly describe her own, and other womens’ behaviours and reactions when it comes to how guys act around them. And she’s just published her first book. 

Check out her book here: ‘Get a Girl: By a Girl’

=======================================If you haven’t read ‘Most Girls Are Insecure: Part One’, then check that out before reading below. 

So, how can all this help you with women?

Let me go through a few ways.

* Use sincere compliments to help boost her self-esteem. Tell your girl every day how pretty she is, about how you love her looks, whether or not she’s wearing make-up, and about how you love her shape and her figure, no matter what it is. Try telling her she’s beautiful when you’re having breakfast in the morning and before she’s put on any make-up, and then try telling her how good she looks when she’s been through the bathroom, and sorted her hair and make-up. And I always emphasise to men that girls love *details*. Don’t just say “You look nice, honey” while looking in the opposite direction! Try and say something personal and tailored, something like “You’re looking so fresh and young without your make-up”, or “I love your eyes with that eyeliner, it really emphasises their beauty”. If there’s something she’s most proud of (and there *is*, you just have to listen to her to find out what), compliment her on it! Just always make sure your compliment is genuine. If she’s touched by something you’ve said she’s likely to ask you to repeat it at some point — and you’re just as likely to have forgotten exactly what you said. If your compliment was genuine that’s no problem! You simply say something that conveys the
same emotion that you wanted to before.

* Don’t talk about other pretty girls, and what exactly you like about them! This should be simple common-sense, but so many guys don’t seem to *think*. The same goes for your exes — they are your past for a reason, so remember that, because not many girls will like hearing about them. It would make any girl insecure to think that you still think about your exes. If she’s already insecure it will make her feel even worse! While you’re trying to help her build up her self-esteem you’re better making it all about *her*. Make her feel special and
important. Don’t blindly trigger further insecurities.

* Related to that… listen and learn! If something you’ve said or done triggered her insecurity then no matter how justified you think you were, learn from it and avoid doing it again. You should be able to talk about almost anything — you just have to learn how to do it so that it doesn’t make her feel worse. If there’s no way, don’t talk about it. You’ve got everything under the sun to discuss. Exactly why are you wanting to talk about the mole on her face?

* And related to *that*… don’t joke about her being fat, not fitting that ass into those jeans, or anything like that! Not everybody shares your sense of humour. She could get seriously hurt — girls can be painfully sensitive about such matters. And you might be saying “Of course I’d never joke about a girl getting fat!” Well, a friend of mine once joked about it with a skinny girl he’d known since they were 14. He thought she’d know he was joking because it was “obvious” he was joking because she’s so skinny. But she was really hurt! And I’m not surprised. Just don’t do it, you’ll trigger a deep well of insecurities.

I don’t have the space to say much more, so I’ll leave you with one last piece of advice: if you ever notice a girl around you — a female friend, a sister, a girlfriend, even your mum — who looks insecure, remember what I’ve said and try to make her feel better. And if one of the girls around you seems happy, for the love of God don’t joke about her looks or her image, because she *is* almost certainly insecure. Keep her happy! It’s good karma — it’ll come back to you in the end!

There aren’t many things in life as rewarding as making someone you care about genuinely happy. You have the power to improve the life of the women around you by letting them know what’s special about them and why you love being around them, so use it! Believe me, they’ll remember it for a long time and want to spend their time with you. Don’t go overboard and just shower people with compliments all the time. That rings false quickly, or reduces their impact, but do let them know what you appreciate about them. Everybody loves being around a person who thinks they’re special and attractive — we all want to feel important. We’re all insecure. We all crave compliments. No matter how gorgeous we are.

Editors note: Remember to check out Eva’s book: ‘Get a Girl: By a Girl’

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It takes hard work…


It takes hard work…               

Something you don’t hear very often when it comes to meeting and attracting women is, “It takes hard work and commitment”.

Quote time:

“You will find the key to success under the alarm clock”. (Benjamin Franklin)

Success comes from putting the time and effort into what you are trying to succeed at. Your success comes from getting up in the morning and focusing on what you need to do in order to be successful.

Obviously it’s not all about just getting up early. It’s more about using your time more effectively and efficiently.

There is no point getting up early if you just sit on your ass for the whole day and do absolutely nothing. That is a kinda missing the point. However if you use this extra time to learn or do something new that will help you achieve your goals then it’s definitely worth doing.

Also if you are sat around trying to find something on TV then surely it would be better to use that time to learn something new or put something you have learned into practice.

There is balance though. Recently I started a new series called Tuesday’s Timeout. It’s all about taking time out and having a rest. You can’t continually learn new things, whether that’s to do with meeting women or whatever. This is a sure fire way to end up in burnout land.

Final thought

Remember that being successful takes hard work and commitment. Make sure that you use your time more effectively and you will definitely improve quicker. However make sure that you take enough time out to relax and enjoy yourself otherwise you will get sick and tired of what you are trying to be successful at.

Speak soon,
David Black

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‘Get A Girl: By A Girl’ Review

Today I am going to review a new book by Eva Weisberg – ‘Get a Girl By a Girl’. Recently I had the pleasure to interview Eva which you can find here.

About Eva

I found Eva to be a great person to talk to. She comes across as clever, witty and she certainly knows her stuff. She sounds like the sort of person who cares about whether or not you improve with women. There are not many people out in the big wide world where you get the same feeling.

About her book

I really enjoyed the opening to her book. She has a page with the line:

“I dedicate this book to my exes who made it possible ;)”

This is a great start because you already get the sense that she has first-hand experience of what would make a girl attracted to a guy. I think this is a great chance for you to get an invaluable look at attracting girls from a girl’s experiences.

So what will you learn from this book?

Obviously being a book packed full of great content, it would be impossible for me to share even half of the awesome stuff in this book.

However I am going to share a few tidbits of some of the great stuff that I think you will find invaluable from this book:

Chapter 2 – Why you are still single? 20 Reasons and their solutions!

Knowing why you are still single is a something that is very important to being able to improve your abilities with women.

Eva gives you a whopping 20 reasons why you maybe single and what you can do about it. This ranges from spending to much time at home, to being bitter about women and dating. I am sure there is at least one if not several that will hit the mark.

It doesn’t matter how hard you work on improving your conversation skills or how well you can demonstrate value, if you fall into one of these reasons then you are fighting an up-hill battle.

For example: if you are spending too much time at home, it doesn’t matter how good your abilities with women are if you never get out of the house and actually talk to women it’s totally irrelevant.

Chapter 4 – Let’s Take a Look at You! What You can Improve Immediately to become Ten Times as Attractive

This was one of my favourite chapters because I think getting the basic right are so important. If you don’t get the basics right when it comes to the way you look after yourself then you are not giving yourself the best chance of building attraction in women.

In this chapter you will learn things that will make you ten times more attractive just by spending a little time on yourself. This is worth the price of the book in itself.

Trust me women notice the things that are discussed in this chapter, so make sure you get them sorted and the rest will follow.

Chapter 9 – Awesome places to meet women

Knowing where to meet women is so very important. Half the battle of getting success with women is knowing where to meet them.

There are certain places that are ideal for meeting women. If you know where these are, then you have a much better chance of getting success. Some good places Eva suggests, that aren’t just your normal ‘bars, clubs and bookstore’ examples are: Evening Classes and self-improvement seminars. Really great suggestions here.

Chapter 10 – A secret about women you must know

This is something that you will not get from a male guru. Well you might, but it’s been looked at from a completely different view point.

With Eva you are getting inside information on a very very important secret that you must know about women.

Knowing this might help you to realise why women can be very bitchy and despondent to your advances. Or why they might find it hard to talk to you when you approach her at a pub or a club.

Chapter 13 : The Fatal Mistakes that will Kill Your Relationship Before it Even Starts

You will have to read it to find out what this is all about :-). It’s a good ‘un…

Final thoughts

As I said earlier, Eva is a genuinely nice, smart girl who I really do believe has your best interests at heart. It’s well worth giving this book a read. It’s a very small investment to what might lead to great things. Worth a punt me thinks.

Eva’s book – ‘Get a Girl: By a Girl’.

Speak soon,
David Black

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